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Story I heard in Dawson about a locals nick name. Guy was hiking through the bush in -55 C  ( 70 below for American numbers ) in a skidoo suit. Warm but the suits are lacking a few features when hiking. Anyhow the guy needed to answer a call of nature, so picked a spot and pealed down to be able to. Didn't quite pay enough attention to bundling the hood up in his hurry to get done and dress again. Noticed some extra weight while pulling the hood up. Then pretty much had to wear it for the last few miles of the hike. Anyhow I'm sure you can guess the resulting nick name.

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I give her a 7.   She didn't finish her twist in the layout position.

I only deducted 1 for the abrasions before the unintended launch ( avoiding cranial damage ) flail and near perfect belly flop with maximal splash.

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$ fortune
Q:    Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:    To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

 

                                                                               ! ! ! ! R O A R I N G ! ! !

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